My life As an All American Gangster
My name is Al Capone and this is my story. I was born in Brooklyn in 1899. I currently live in Chicago and I am a big time gangster. Well was a big time gangster anyway. I have had to stay hidden since I faked my own death. I've been hiding in the basement of this Casino since then. When I was a billionaire I had a doctor give me gallons and gallons of this medication that would let me live forever. My wife died before I was able to give her any of the medication. I didn't trust her anyways.
Now since I cannot commit any real crimes without any penalty I am more of an internet gangster now. Unfortunately the group categorized as "gangster" has changed dramatically. We aren't respected no more so I have changed drastically. I will just sit on the internet all day and sell drugs and moonshine through Amazon.
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